Question: How do you keep a cat out of a crib?

Answer:

Now, I don't know if this will work. The idea is that the first time Atty jumps into the crib, the sounds of the balloons popping will be so startling that he will be forever traumatized and never try it again. That's not cruel, is it?

So Fresh and So Clean Clean

Today Scout experienced her first-ever trip to the pet salon. She was there mostly because of a bad encounter with some thistle which had to be cut out of her ear hair. This is the end result...

And as a reward...

*Yes, I know, our dog is chewing on a snowman. I promise you, this does not mean we are anti-Christmas. I  mean, I was listening to Christmas music before Halloween ended, so there.